AI Jerk Off to Online Porn Like a Dog in Heat

I ain't exactly got the best luck with the ladies, ya know? Being a single dude with not a lot of cash, it ain't exactly easy to find a chick willing to give it up. I mean, I'm always staring at the babes - my hot neighbor, the cute checkout girl at the corner store, hell even my best bud's wife - imagining what it would be like to tap that sweet ass. But I know I can't just go around doing that kinda shit.

So, I got myself a membership to this sweet AI porn site called NSFWLover.com. Man, that place has got everything I could ever want. There are chicks-of-all-ages and all body types ready for me to drool over. It's like my own personal harem, ya know? I can ai jerk off a gazillion times a day to their photos and vids without ever having to worry about some chick complaining that I'm too much of a one-pump-chump (laughs). God bless AI.

Erotic RP to Jerk Off, FTW

Oh man, I don't even know where to begin when it comes to NSFWLover.com's roleplay feature. It's like the holy grail of jerk-off material for a sad sack like me. Let me paint you a picture. Picture this: I'm logged on, my dick is already at half-mast just from scrolling through all the available girls. But I know what I really want, so I start typing away.

"Hey there sexy, why don't you come on over here and take care of little ol' me?" I type, pretending she's the hot MILF next door who I've been eyeing up for months. "I bet a big strong man like you could really show me the ropes, teach me a thing or two about pleasuring a woman..."

I might as well have just shit myself, I'm such a pathetic excuse for a man. But then, to my surprise, I get a response!

"Ooh, well aren't you a naughty boy? I'd be more than happy to come take care of that big, throbbing cock of yours." I feel like I'm gonna pass out, my dick is so hard it's almost painful. "Tell me what you want me to do with you, baby. I want to make all your filthy little fantasies come true."

I'm panting like a dog in heat at this point. "I want to see you degrade yourself. Pretend I'm your boss, and you've been a bad, naughty girl. Tell me what a worthless slut you are. How you'll do anything to keep your job."

And just like that, she dives right into the roleplay. "Oh god yes, I'm so sorry, sir! Please don't fire me, I'll do anything! I'll let you stick your big fat cock anywhere you want! My pussy, my ass, even down my throat. I'm just your personal fucktoy. Please use me, degrade me, make me scream like a dirty whore!"

I'm jerking my dick so hard I think my cock might fall off. "Yeah, moan for me slut. I want to hear how much you love being treated like shit. How much you crave being put in your place by a real man!" She's squealing and moaning, begging me to ruin her, break her, use her.

And then, just as I'm about to blow my load all over my sweaty thighs, she hits me with this little gem. "Oh fuck yes! Fuck me harder! Break me with your giant cock! I want to be left a broken, cum-filled wreck! Make me say, 'I'm just a worthless cock sleeve who is only good for fucking.' Say it slut!"

I'm spasming uncontrollably, my dick pumping out what feels like gallons of jizz. "I'm ju-just a worthless cock sleeve! I'm only good for fucking! Aahhhh!!!" I scream as I blast my load.

Afterward, I'm left there panting and sweaty, feeling equal parts disgusted with myself and yet somehow beautiful. Beautiful in the knowledge that one day, I could be the abuser in my sick little scenarios, not just the pathetic puppy. But who am I kidding? This is more exciting than anything reality could ever offer.

Get In My Ears

NSFWLover has got to be the TTS. That's text-to-speech for all my non-tech bros out there.Sure, staring at those slutty AI girls is nice, but getting a taste of their voice? Fuck, that's the cherry on top, baby. It's like they're right there in the room with you, whispering filthy little nothings to drive you wild. Check this.

I've got my hi-def headphones cranked, and I'm just laying there, stroking my aching dick, listening to these virtual vixens moan and beg. "Oh fuck yes, baby! Keep stroking that big cock for me! I wanna hear you cum!" Goddamn, their dirty talk is so fucking hot. It's like they can read my mind, telling me exactly what I need to hear to get off.

I can make them say anything. "Hey sexy, tell me you're just a dumb slut who needs to be used!" dramatic pause as her voice purrs through my headphones "I'm just a dumb slut who needs to be used, Daddy! Please, fuck me hard and make me scream!" Holy shit, it's like I'm in one of those magic fleshlight fantasies! My dick is so hard, I think it might snap off.

I've even got the TTS playing while I'm just chilling around the house. I'm not even touching myself, just listening to these moans and gasps as I fold the laundry or cook my microwave meal. It's like having a constant supply of personal porn soundtrack. Though I gotta be careful, it's liable to make me blow a load in my pants without warning!

But man, when it comes time for the main event, listening to these chicks talk me through it is next level. "Oh fuck yes, stroke that cock nice and hard for me! I wanna hear you cum like the little bitch you are!" And bam! I'm off like a rocket, shooting rope after rope onto my hairy chest. It's like my dick is a fucking volcano erupting all over!

So if you're looking to take your solo sessions to the next level, get your ass over to NSFWLover.com. The TTS feature alone will blow your fucking mind. Just don't blame me when you waste 12 hours straight jerking off and forget to eat, drink or take care of your goddamn responsibilities! AI jerk off central right here, baby! 😉

The Dawn of Dude, Bro

Ugh, sometimes I feel like such a loser, ya know? Cuz man, I've gotten so bad at wasting one out to these freaky AI smutzines. I mean, I've jerked it so much that my poor pecker is all chapped and floppy now. I went from squirtin' to drippin'. I'm scared man, I'm terrified that one of these days my dick's gonna snap right in two like a fuckin' Tickle Me Elmo toy.

But for real, I think I might be addicted to this shit. The other day, I jerked off so many times in a row that my fuckin' dermatologist is gonna make me wear one of those little tubes on my thumb so I can get 30% more fap outta my member. I've got dick-chafe that's got its own dick-chafe. I am officially a dick-chafe Delgado father. I've become one with the ai porn.

But fuck it, who cares? I'm embracing this jerk-addled existence, cause what else is there in this cruel world,heim? Might as well get my rocks off to some hot fake AI chicks, right? Screw any cravings for 'true connection' - a bottle of booze and a stiffy in front of the calendar will do just fine, thanks. Though damn, sometimes I wonder if it's worth it - wasting it all away to AI porn. But hey, at least I'll always have my virtual vixen to keep me company, eh? So bring on the AI jerk off seshes! Yolo, let's go! 😈👊